“Hi, my name’s Hank, this is Marge. We just moved onto the building and wanted to introduce ourselves.”
Funny how
Certain people believe themselves influencers
Or that they have clout
Yet
They have not harvested rare plants
Or traversed a mountain in the winter with only a cloak and satchel
Or used voice control to set the mood of their home
engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit
engineer 2: dick hole
engineer 1: hmm…almost
So I know all about your protectiveness of Pikachu, but I just saw this video and I wanted to know your opinion on it:
Big sister drops to her knees to show affection to newborn Photo by James Irwin
OHHH MY GOD
Baby smile!

Ok just cause I’m still salty and this needs to be said: just because your story is a bit predictable doesn’t mean it’s bad. sometimes that just means that your story makes sense. if nothing in your story is predictable then you have crossed the line from “keeping viewers on their toes” to “nonsensical nightmare that doesn’t deliver on any front”
Lately a lot of stories that try to hard to be “subversive” and “unpredictable” have turned out shitty because they were more focused on not using certain tropes than telling a good story.
Here I go musically shitposting again
are you fucking kidding me this is a banger
POST A DOWNLOAD LINK YOU COWARD
(There’s a full version!)
Skittles and Chase having a moment.
Best video you’ll see all day.
humans and birds can achieve proper communication through the
s c r e a m t u b e
Just walk Jalen
Damn Jalen please walk
He be ready to get tf outta there.



